My story in 60 words

Following on from the Bible in 50 Words, we were asked to write a summary of our own lives. (Actually we had 60 boxes on the page!) Here's mine.

Born Seaside
Officers' Kid
Brother
Midlands
School
Bit
Reading
Thief
North
Leaky Roof
Tin Bath
Police Station
Birthday Move
Junior Soldier
Orange Jumper
Sister
11+ in office
Grammar School
French Trip
Ski Break
Stay Behind
Taxi
Bike
Drive
Imperial
2 degrees
Lenses
German Tour
Sittingbourne
Job
No Job
New Job
Marriage
Officership
Scotland
Essex
Schools
Scotland!
Funerals
Hills
Bereaved
Hope